Who are you?
We are Sage Music, part of Sage Brand. We cannot be bothered to link the site.
EDIT 2/9/18 - There is no site!
Why the obsession with sage?
It is derived from one of the founders' names, who finds the jokes very amusing! It also is very entertaining and ties in with Sage Brand's name.
Why is J's G+ picture an edited hamster?
Err... some very strange things happen during our English lessons when the teachers go on strike.
I just ate 50 packets of biscuits!
Hi Skinhead.
Is it true the canteen burnt the turkey for Christmas lunch?
Yes! We could smell it from outside, they burnt it!
Is Sage brand related to you?
Yes. It is the main 'hub' website. Also, we own cycling, f1 and touring car managers. F1 manager not yet complete!
Why is Ben's bike so awful?
I dont know, but you are right. Sadly, he had delayed the present of a new bike to his birthday, as he would rather get his Nexus 7 first.
Who is Skinhead?
He is the most idiotic person the world has seen! Not only does he live only on biscuits and empty wraps, but he also has an 'enthusiastic' barber, a tendency to get 'excited' and the inability to understand time!
Why does J come across as the most annoying person on Earth?
Because he is.
Why no activity?
There has been activity, I've been answering questions!
Why does Ben want to buy a Nexus 7? They're awful compared to the iPad mini!
We tried to explain this to him, but he's more bothered about saving £70...
I don't like sage, what should I do?
GO AWAY FROM THIS WEBSITE AND NEVER RETURN YOU WEIRDO
Why do you call yourself J?
Due to a student teacher in French, my name changed drastically in line with Harry's earlier change to H. Since then, I have been spared, but Harry hasn't, names like 'The Dangerman' and 'Flash Harry' have arisen.
Ben's G+ picture is of Tottenham??? Ben is WEIRD. They SUCK! [Parts of this have been censored]
This is not a football website. You can always rant on Ben's facebook page at:
http://www.facebook.com/ben.matt.sage
EDIT 2/9/18: This is https://www.facebook.com/ben.jmh.sage
I just ate 1kg of sage, am I strange?
No! You are amazing, a god in fact! But, why? Don't you have better things to do?
Why are you asking me? If you checked, the source is the website, so it is clearly Google or Blogger showing our brilliant work. Asking me without checking either means you tried to waste my time, or you are Skinhead, therefore you don't know what time is so you wouldn't know that this wastes it.
Le Tour De Sussex's logo is no longer on google images! Why?
WHAT?????? Time to storm into the Google offices with biscuit-deprived Skinhead...
Why do these questions come across as jokes to entertain the writer?
I dont know. These are real questions, but they are from some strange people...
I am the guy who ate 1kg of sage, and I just won £10 million on the lottery, what should I spend it on?
Apart from that being very irrelevant, buy sage.
Ok, I bought 3000 tons of sage with the lottery money, what now?
Really?
How did you come up with all the stuff on Sage Films?
An overactive imagination and chocolate!
Why do you always mention biscuits in German lessons?
Ever since I discovered the word, I have been coming up with ways to annoy Loney and Robert.
Is a keyboard a processing device?
Depends on who you ask. Harry will say yes, the rest of the world will say no. However, he has announced a 'new keyboard' coming soon!
Why do people annoy you when you play football?
I know, it is stupid and pathetic. I wish it was legal to use a Precoy defence system and hire Calum Wares as punishment manager...
How would you describe Mr Price?
An enthusiastic Welshman.
The biscuits chronicles? You've done it again J, how to you come up with the idea?
It added real life features (Loney) and a random thought of unknown origin.
Are you angry at Loney for putting an irregular verb into the German test?
Yes, but also glad he didn't ask us for a cruel verb, like 'to bang one's head against a 2mm thick metal floor with wood varnish and bleach on it whilst laughing hysterically about biscuits' as that would have been stupid.
I realise you've been gone for four years, but I want an update.
Hi. This site has been neglected due to college and A-levels. However, as we are now going to university things are much more relaxed so we can return. Expect new content!
Now that you've left Worthing High School, what's changed?
H and J go to a different college to Ben. There is no Loney. There is no Skinhead. Calum Wares has gone. J has access to cookies (biscuits). J has lost his obsession with 'die kekse'. The canteen is decent. Teacher strikes don't happen: train strikes happen instead.
Things are changing again so this is pointless but at least the question is answered.
I have used up my 3000 tons of sage. What now?
Get a life.
Since the old teachers are gone, who will replace them?
College has produced some new funny teachers. One of Ben's teachers is a supply teacher from high school, which is interesting. We also have new idiotic friends to replace Skinhead. Don't worry!
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